Ok, I'm having a Seinfeld moment, or maybe it was the Taco Bell I had for lunch - but Twitter is bugging me today. Ok, not Twitter but I guess those great people that I follow and rely on for my daily dose of what's happening in the world - more specifically within the HR world! Let's be even more specific - it's not all the people I follow, but a very small percentage, but today it seems like a very big percentage and now that I think about it - I'm part of the problem.
Have you ever wondered why people on Twitter seem to have this obsession with wanting to be quoted or send out famous quotes - it's like there's a race to see who can be the most prolific tweeter of all time, and if you win, Twitter will change the name of tweets to "Jenny" or "Mark" or whoever wins the prolific quoting game we seem to be playing each day. I have to say, but today, I'm all quoted out. I don't think there is one thing that can be said that already hasn't been said on twitter, at least twice.
Ok, again, that last statement was a bit exaggerated - there are some things that haven't been said on Twitter yet - here they are:
- @PunkrockHR just decided she isn't a cat person, hates working from home and won't be attending a HR conference in the next 21 days.
- @GuyKawasaki I can't find another link to send out
- @Wallybock isn't recommending @KrisDunn for #FollowFriday
- @TheRedRecruiter Come to think about it, I really prefer black shoes, but I was young, and drunk, and well red sounded cooler - plus no one had red shoes, how big could it get?
- @JonKeel no Swine Flu deaths to report (ok, these just creep me out - I'm just sayin' - love you Jon)
So, here it is - the unwritten Twitter Rules for HR Pros:
1. 1 to 1 tweets to follower rule - yep, that's right, if you have 5000 followers, you can send 5000 tweets. No longer can you send out more tweets than you have followers, it's just irresponsible.
2. You can only #FollowFriday someone once per quarter, anymore than that and it becomes stalkerish.
3. You can only send out a quote that you think you've made up on your own - if you've written a book (that's been published).
4. It's ok to talk about your pets...to people who give a shi between the hours of 9pm and 7am (that's when I won't be bugged by them)
5. Follow @TimSackett - all the cool kids are doing it
Not sure how we ended here, I started out really upset over people trying to act way too smart and all-knowing through their twitter accounts, and then some shining object caught my attention and we got to top 5 lists. Oh well - as Seinfeld says "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
Editor's Note: Tim Sackett, SPHR is the Executive Vice President of HRU Technical Resources in Lansing, MI. Tim loves everything talent acquisition and believes every corporate recruitment department in America can and must get better. He has 15+ years of human resource leadership experience, across multiple industries, on both the corporate and agency side – so he gets it from both sides of the desk. Want more? Um, OK... He has a Masters of HR and....well, he was recently voted #5 best assistant little league coach of his son’s five team league.
ere going to come in and say that social networks are bad for our health. Don't use social networks to recruit! You're going to discriminate! Disparate impact! Watch out! 













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